Dear :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Kurokurosan


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